The Love Glider

*UPDATE*  We were recently contacted by this company to let us know that they are no longer constructing and selling the Love Glider.  If anything changes in the future we will let you know, but for now we have disabled all links in this article and cut off comments.

Hold on to your hats, folks… cause this is no ordinary toy review.  I’m here today to tell you about the Love Glider (featured below).  Some people would classify this as an “extreme toy” because of its abilities or price.  If you and your spouse have collectively decided to refrain from using toys, then you may wish to just skip this article altogether.  If you have no personal convictions against toys, then please stop here and play the youtube video below.  I’ll wait until you’re finished…

We were contacted by [the company] and asked if we would be interested in trying out one of their Love Gliders.  Being the enthusiastic adventurer that I am, I volunteered to try it out! :razz:  Shipping was fast.  They shipped it out on a Monday and sent it to a UPS store nearby so that I did not have to reveal my real name or home address.  I really appreciated how they respected my privacy.  It arrived two days later on a Wednesday in a plain brown box.

So after the initial shock and laughter, my wonderfully understanding husband agreed to help me try it out. :smile:  We  loved the fact that it came mostly assembled.  Well, the glider came fully assembled, but you have to put the center piece in yourself when you want to convert it (as seen in the video above).  It comes with a full set of instructions, complete with color pictures so that you know exactly how to do it.  Once you learn how to convert it, it doesn’t take much effort or time at all.  (In case you are wondering, they also include a brand new average size dildo.)

From watching the video you may be wondering how a couple can use this toy together.  That was my husband’s initial reaction too.  We sat down and brainstormed all the things we wanted to try with it, and then put those thoughts into actions.  From our investigations, we have put together a list of things we found that can or cannot be done easily on the LG.    Because I know that many of you will be wondering if you would be able to do some of these things, I will give you our general sizes.  I am roughly 5’7” and 130lbs and my husband is roughly 6’4” and 190lbs.  If you are much larger than us, then some of the following may not be possible for you to do comfortably.  I’m  specifically talking about the things involving both of you sitting on the LG together.   Here is what we found:

  • The wife can sit on the LG and gently rock back and forth while giving her husband oral sex.  This way she gets some kind of stimulation at the same time.
  • For couples that like to mutually masturbate, the LG would fit in well.  The wife can use the LG to help masturbate herself and put on a show for her husband, while he is servicing himself at the same time.  If the wife is a visual woman, then placing a large mirror beside her so that she can see herself as well as her dh is a great idea!  It can also be used in conjunction with a web cam and/or phone if the husband is out of town. (Business trips or deployment come to mind here.)
  • The wife can sit on the LG and scoot as far up as she can go comfortably.  Then the husband sits directly behind her.  She is able to lean back into his chest while he uses his hands to fondle her breasts and rub her clitoris while he is also kissing her neck and whispering in her ears.  Add a large mirror in front of you both and this is AMAZING!  (I can see this being a good thing for couples that struggle with extreme ED.  The husband is still able to help give his wife pleasure and bring her to orgasm using his hands and mouth and tongue all over her while she gets internal stimulation from the LG.)
  • Couples who like to participate in double penetration, take note of this!  The wife can sit on the LG and bend forward so that her hands are touching the floor.  The husband then sits directly behind her and is able to insert his penis anally.  (The beauty of this is that the couple is able to choose the size of dildo they use for the LG, so it can even be something small.)  Then the woman can stay bent over or she can sit up and lay back into her husband’s chest while they glide slowly together into oblivion!
  • Got a husband that enjoys anal play?  The husband can put his own toy into the LG and sit on it.  His wife then achieves penetration by sitting on his lap.  They are able to make love while rocking gently to give him anal stimulation.  (My dh refused to try this because he is not into anal play on himself.  But he agreed that it was a possibility for others to do.)
  • Got a wife who melts when you rim her?  Have the wife impale herself onto the LG and bend forward.  Her husband gets on his knees on the floor behind the LG.  She is then able to rock gently while her husband leans over and rims her or uses his finger on her anally.
  • The one thing we tried but were unsuccessful at was the husband giving the wife oral while she was riding the LG.  It’s just too awkward and doesn’t work.

Pros:
-  comes mostly assembled
-  easy to operate
-  hand crafted and very sturdy (solid wood)
-  uses no electricity or batteries
-  the depth is fully adjustable (demonstrated in video above)
-  can be used with almost any size dildo/toy with a base
-  wipes clean easily
-  can be used as a normal glider without the children (or guests) knowing what it is

Cons:
-  a little squeaky (we joked that we needed a can of WD40)
-  pricey ($350)
-  it takes a couple of minutes to set up, which is fine unless you are in the heat of the moment and have to stop to convert it

In conclusion, I believe that the Love Glider is a very unique toy.  Of course it can be used in typical marriages where the husband and wife both agree on the use of toys.  I also believe that it may be a positive alternative for marriages that suffer from physical limitations.  Some examples of this include extreme cases of ED or for marriages in which the husband is a paraplegic/quadriplegic.  Overall I will give it three and a half pepper hearts out of five.  (Cost was a factor here as well.)

I’ve tried to give a very thorough and specific review here because I know that if I were contemplating purchasing such an expensive toy, I’d want to know every thing about it that I could find out.  I hope I’ve covered everything, but if you still have questions then leave a comment and I’ll do my best to answer.  You can also get in touch with [them] directly and they will do their best to answer any questions that you have.

And lastly, I’d like to thank [them] for allowing me to try out this piece of furniture and give a fair review of it.  It really is a beautiful glider and we chose the wood color that matches our bedroom furniture perfectly!  Our children have already seen it and think it’s just a stool for mom & dad’s room :smile:

13 Comments

  1. Seems like it would be awesome to try out. But the price is just too way out there for me. Does look like fun though.

  2. Thanks for the review! The song playing during the video cracked me up! :)

  3. [This company] has contacted me again to let me know that they are offering a 10% off discount to all CN readers. Just go to their site and click on the “Contact Us” link and let them know that you found out about them through Christian Nymphos! They are also willing to make a deal for all married couples who are deployed in the armed services. :smile:

  4. This is a great item, It sounds like fun. The price is very high. I also like the song.

  5. Hi, I own one of these and love using it solo while also using a vibrater. I just wanted to comment on the statment about giveing the woman oral while she rides. This is kinda difficult but doable if the woman mounts the love glider backwards and puts a pillow behind her to kinda lay back on she can raise her legs over the mans shoulders and while hes on his knees he leans onto the love glider and he can give her oral and at the same time he can slowly rock the love glider back and fourth with his body. This does take a little practice but is alot of fun once you’ve mastered it. P.S a long dildo makes this much easier to accomplish.

  6. How long has this been around? Did they get the idea from the device George Clooney’s character builds in Burn After Reading, I wonder? I’m probably just out of the loop and don’t realize how long similar contraptions have been around…

  7. LOL I’ve seen that movie as well! But I do believe that things of this nature have been around a while.

  8. I showed my husband this video a few nights ago, because he had said something that made me think of it, and I thought the video would make him laugh. He did laugh a little, but after he watched, he was like “So when are we getting you one of those?” LOL!!! Who knew? I don’t think we’ll be buying one, for one thing it’s pretty pricey, but I love how adding toys (occasionally) into our repertoire and being a little more experimental has helped us to open up and be vocal about our thoughts/desires/curiosities in the bedroom. What a blessing. :)

  9. I have one!!!
    It is absolutely wonderful. It is easy to use and very gratifying–lots of different possibilities. The constant stimulation is easily controlled and can add just the right touch for a great climax–no batteries needed!! lol
    I would have to say it is definitely worth the money. And it really is a good footstool, with company/children none the wiser!

  10. That is sweet! I’m a OIF vet, and hubby is active duty now. I will think about this for a future purchase, that is if hubbby wants it too :)

  11. this seems interesting. i just showed my own husband. his first reaction?

    “Oh, that’s cool”

    I’m not sure if it’s for us though. I’m a plus size 18 and he has a little tummy….soooo…not sure if it would withstand our weight….combined or otherwise.

    but if i can successfully kick this weight and get down to a straight size, i would consider this. my husband has frequent business trips and this woudl really spice up the webcam action! :)

  12. We checked with Loveglider and it can handle up to 350#’s! This is not an IKEA pc. of furniture. It’s built to last.

  13. My husband and I have been fans of this website since I discovered it about a year ago. We are always looking for ways to spice up our sex life. When we first read about the Love Glider (LG), we were interested. When we saw the video, I turned to my husband and said, “When are we getting one?” LOL! We checked out the website and we were put off by the price even with the 10% discount. We decided to contact the company to ask a couple of questions. Mainly we wanted to know if they had a return policy. The reply email stated that he only had one dissatisfied costumer, and that was due to a medical condition that his client had. He refunded most of the money to that person. We were very impressed with the timely response and honesty of the man who contacted us, but were still reluctant to spend that much money. However, neither of us stopped thinking about getting one.

    This past January we discovered that we were going to be getting a sizable tax refund. My husband was very excited because he wanted to get the LG a lot. We did our budget and found more than enough to splurge on getting the LG. We again contacted [the company] and received a message back very quickly. He answered all of our questions satisfactorily and very promptly. We placed our order and received it in about 10 days! Needless to say, we were very anxious to try it out.

    Without going into too many specifics (blush!), it is AWESOME! We have found a couple of different ways that we can use it together, and are anxious to discover new ones!

    We did have one issue when we opened the box: The removable panel was damaged. It was still usable, but it had some cracking across the face of it. Normally I would chock something like this up to improper handling by the shipping company and not say anything about it, but this is a piece of furniture that we intend on keeping for a long time to come. My husband sent an email with pictures to [the company] and got a response that same day. The gentleman was very apologetic and asked us to send the damaged piece back to him and offered to refund us a generous amount to cover our trouble. We were very impressed with the timely response and respectful way in which this matter was handled.

    All in all, we are WAY more than satisfied. This is a quality piece of furniture that will easily stand up to a long time of use. The company is extremely easy to work with and very respectful and professional (with just enough “personalness” to make it fun). We would recommend this product to anyone and everyone who desires to enhance their sexual relationship.


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