Morning Wood





When my husband snuggles up to me first thing in the morning I love feeling his erect penis against me.  If he’s lying on his back I admire the tent he has inadvertently pitched.  It is a beautiful site looking so perfectly peaked.  Not only can he not keep his hands off me throughout the day but obviously I am in his dreams as well.  Wow, talk about an ego boost.  Let’s discuss the ‘morning glory’.

There is no better way to start the day then having a romp in bed before the days pressures set in.  We have mornings that my husband’s penis seems to have a mind of its own.  It will be erect before he even wakes up.  Thinking that I am going to make the most of these rock hard erections I will start heading south so that he can wake up to my special kisses.  I pop an Altoid in my mouth and mentally run through the list I shared in Advanced Oral Techniques.  Hmmm, which technique should I use to wake him today?  This will usually last right up to the point if him really waking up.  Once he awakes he will usually mumble the following “I need to pee.”   As he heads to the bathroom I’m left there thinking “Pee? But we are just getting started.”  He usually takes extra long in the bathroom because he needs to let his erection subside and I encourage him to take his time so that I don’t need to clean urine off the walls.  When he comes back to bed more often then not he is not aroused and we will work to get things going again.  Sometimes we can and it is a wonderful way to start the day and other times we need to take a rain check.

The truth is those morning erections have nothing to do with arousal.  A healthy man will get an erection while he is in REM sleep.  The average man has about four a night.  Certain neuroreflexes are stimulated, increased blood flows to the penis and voila an erection occurs.  

There goes my ego boost.  It’s not my image causing that rush of blood to his penis; it’s his neuroreflexes that are causing it.  I know.  I found it hard to believe as well.  That’s OK.  I can live with it.  Heck, sometimes we can even enjoy the side effect and start the day of the way God intended.   Now I am wondering though, what happens when he’s traveling for work and falls asleep on an airplane?



  1. I enjoyed your article, but I don’t think my hubby would completely agree….his morning wood can last for an hour or more, and it isn’t cause he has to pee! 🙂

  2. Neuroreflexes cause the erections. Not urine. My husband has to pee every morning not because of his erection. If I could get him to not drink that last glass of water before bed we would be golden.

    Wow, an hour or more? You go girl!!!

  3. Ahh, the simple joys of life. I believe this scenario has played out many times at our house. There’s nothing like: the smell of coffee brewing, bacon frying and morning sex 🙂

  4. Oh yeah Intendedforpleasure, I have to agree whole heartedly with that one except for the bacon frying as we are limiting fat in our house 😉

    How about missing out on making love the night before and being woken up at 2 a.m. with a gorgeous piece of man flesh lying on me already ready to go as I get snuffled and kissed and ……TMI.

    Most wonderful start to my gym workout…huge grin. Even better if he wore his aftershave as the women at the gym know what I have had as I was had…sorry, couldn’t resist that one.

  5. I know what you mean SmP, if we have been hinting and flirting during the day, but for some reason fall asleep without making it happen, I almost always get woken up by neck kisses and various grabbings, if you will, lol. That’s usually when things are more wild and crazy, because we’re only half coherent during a lot of it!

  6. The other morning I woke up before my husband. (A rare occurrence) I decided to read some of the book on my end table “Fascinating Womanhood” by Helen Andelin. while waiting for him to stir. Reading this book for wives made me feel so in love with him. I read a few pages then just watched him sleep. He had barely began to stir when II was on him. paying attention to all of his favorite parts and ending with a quickie. (Something we hadn’t done in a l-o-n-g time due to kids. Needless to say he kept smiling and mentioning it throughout the day. I love to see him happy and excited like that.
    Man I Love that morning wood!

  7. Interesting conversation occurred between us after I took advantage of my sleepy man upon getting back from the gym ;- P.

    My darling hunk denied his tendency towards morning wood. As I got turned on by his sleepy body, he got turned on by my desire for him which lead to a delicious beginning to our day.

    Aaaahhhh, morning wood denials are such a challenge to me!

  8. I wanted to take advantage of this today but, I woke up late and had to get to work. He didn’t even realize it he was still sleeping. Have to make up for it tonight. 🙂

  9. Sex in the morning last about 5 mins. He can’t last. Wham bam thank you ma’am leaves me not satisfied wanting more. I have to finish off by pleasuring myself.

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