What Kind of Kisser Are You?

“Tom and Mary sitting in a tree.  K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”   Remember that rhyme from elementary school?  I remember being young and wondering what kissing was like.  For most of us, I think that first kiss is magical, but unfortunately they aren’t all like that!  I’ve been thinking lately of all the different ways to kiss, and how I like to kiss and how I like my husband to kiss me.  All of this thinking led to me coming up with my own different categories of kissers.  So humor me and read Cumingirls Kissing Categories, and see which one you are:

The Stoic kisser is one who likes closed mouth kisses.  She likes simple pecks and nothing too passionate.  Tongue is definitely out.

The Poser likes open mouth kisses, but doesn’t like to use tongue.  It looks passionate and involved from the outside, but on the inside there is no action to speak of.

The Teaser likes to plant soft, feathery kisses on her husband’s mouth and face.  Kisses so gentle that her spouse can barely feel it.  It leaves him wanting more.

The Uninvolved kisser doesn’t mind having her spouse give some tongue action, but she herself is mainly motionless.

The Nibbler likes to use teeth.  Frequently she will nibble on one of her husband’s lips while kissing.  She thinks love nips are sensual.

The Fencer likes to have full-fledged tongue duels.  The more tongue action the better, and she wants lots of reciprocation from her spouse!

The Miner may seem sometimes as if she is digging for gold.  She may be able to tell how many cavities her husband has because of all her poking and prodding!

The Sloppy Kisser is a bit of a mess when it comes to kissing.  Sometimes there is excess drool and most of the time both parties will need to wipe their face afterward. 😆

The Chaotic kisser is all over the place with no rhyme or reason to her madness.  She doesn’t seem to have a rhythm or pattern and the husband is often unsure how to respond exactly, so he just lets her go wild.

The Romantic kisser is tender, loving, and involved.  At times she takes things slow and easy, but she knows when to turn up the heat and knock his socks off.  Her unbridled passion is shown through her kisses.

So, did you see yourself in one of those categories?  What about your husband?  I shared this list of categories with my husband and we discussed which category we thought the other was in.  My husband says that every so often I am a Nibbler or a Teaser, but more often than not I am a Romantic kisser.  What about you?


  1. Same here, i think i am a nibbler and a teaser because often than not i am really payful with my dh unlesss we’re about to make love in which case we prefer soft romantic kisses to get us both in the mood.

    I think on the whole i’m very kissy anyway so i’ve probably at one point been all of these!! lol

  2. How fun!
    I think I probably fall into the teaser, and romantic catagories most of the time but if anyone is around it is definately the stoic. I’m not one for much PDA. I’ll have to run this by DH tonight.

  3. I like to nibble at times, and since my hubby is a chaotic kisser, sometimes I am the one who just doesn’t know what to do but enjoy. 😉

    I also asked him once what kind of kiss he liked best . . . and he told me in not so many words the “fencing kind.” So, I’ve been practicing that one for and with him. 😉

    But, at times, when we are goofing around, he tells me I’m like a woodpecker. Repeatedly planting hard little kisses anywhere I can. 🙂 it’ fun and we always end up in a heap of laughs.

  4. I think I’ve done all of these and more. Maybe you should add another one called The Trumpeter. One time we were kissing for a long time and I thought I would surprise him with a reverse kiss. I blew in his mouth and inflated his cheeks. I know…it’s not sexy or anything but it was good for a little laugh and kept things light hearted.

  5. My husband and I use to tongue kiss on a regular and than all of a sudden he started closing his teeth to me when i would try to put my tongue in his mouth. At first i thought he was playing around but he kept doing it and it has been maybe 5 years since we have tongue kissed! To this day he will not allow me to tongue kiss him nor will he tongue kiss me. We both used to enjoy it. I have asked him why and at one point he told me that he didnt want to be intimate with me if we didnt know if i would stay in the marriage. Due to the lack of sex and intimacy in our i have talked to him several times about divorce so he claims that is why.

  6. There’s a category missing – The Suck Kiss. Most times I am a romantic kisser but when things heat up I pull my DH’s bottom lip into my mouth and suck on it, he does the same with my upper lip. That is my very favourite.

  7. I agree with Wynterr. We’ve done the Suck Kiss as well. Be careful though. My husband sucked to hard one time and gave me a hicky on the lip. It didn’t look very good.

  8. Had the hickey thing too HisFollow, I just had to wear a dark burgundy lipstick.lol

  9. Hee hee. Yes, I wore lipstick too. My brother saw me wearing lipstick and thought something was a rye because I hardly ever wear dark lipstick.

  10. LOL HisFollow.
    I have black hair and pale skin, reds and burgundies are colors of choice for me, thankfully.;)

  11. i guess im more of the poser. i like kissing open mouth and sucking his lips and him doing the same. that’s both of our styles actually

  12. With my AWAKENING I realised that the only time we use to kiss – like in REALLY KISS – was when we ML.
    I started to kiss him – FULL THROTTLE – in all different ways (but deffinatly open mouth) at odd times: JUST before he gets into the car to leave for work or just before dinner when he goes to wash his hands – I meet him infront of the basin and give him tongue… just as he gets excited, I tell him: Dinner is waiting… and that sets the mood for when the kids are sleeping… also when he watches a game on TV and I take him some coffee and kiss him passionately… but I dont let it go further… it is a good tease and make excellent foreplay… the trick to me was kissing him almost everytime I saw him, but without it leading to us undressing… it keeps things light… and then – we went for a barbeque at friends’ house and as we were taking stuff to the kitchen afterwards, I grabbed him for a 5 second kiss in their kitchen! Guess where HIS hand was on the way home?

  13. i guess that makes me a romantic nibbler 😛 hahaha

  14. We (the hubby and I) are a combination of the fencer and sloppy kissers. I have to say we have not done much kissing for sometime – it is usually straight to the meal but I certainly hope we can spend more time kissing. It really is the segway to true intimacy….

  15. Ok, I have a bit of an issue… I am a Fencer and my husband is a Stoic kisser. He says that he just doesn’t like the tongue thing, but I love it! I love my husband, and I also respect him but i don’t get as much enjoyment out of the closed mouth kissing… Any suggestions??

  16. I would suggest starting of with “The Teaser” for a few seconds and see how he responds, that way there’s no tongue involved and then if he feels comfortable with that over time start an intimate session with him with “The Stoic, moving gently therough to “The Teaser” and then gently/discreetly onto “The Romancer”. Kissing can be such an expressive way to share your heart and emotions with your husband, and I think some men have a struggle to release their deep feelings, so it can take some effort to draw them out of their safe zone and into an intimate oneness. marineswife, you are a precious gift to your husband, may the Lord bless your efforts in wanting to mover further along.

  17. Nibbler/fencer combo. Lots of passion–lets him know this thing is going somewhere.

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