This one goes out to all of you thrill seekers out there. I don’t have a picture so listen up close to the instructions, if you dare…
Bumper Boats is definitely a difficult one. To begin with both spouses need to lay flat on their bellies, facing away from each other, with their legs touching. They then will scoot towards each other a little at a time (making sure to keep their legs out of the way) until their genitalia are touching. In order for penetration to happen, the husband must bend his penis down.
The best way is for the wife’s legs to be spread open. Then just let the husband inch his way down to her. Once he has entered her, they are then able to thrust, by bouncing in to each other. Their rumps will act as ‘bumper boats’ during lovemaking.
Pros: You will have bragging rights for successfully completing this one. You will have laughs and memories for even attempting it. 😆
Cons: Many men are uncomfortable with their penis bending down. Thrusting can be awkward.
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